Chase Master Card
Dear Lonely in Louisiana,
Hi, my name is Chase Master Card and I checked out your add in the paper and you sound interesting. I, too love going to the beach, traveling and going out to restaurants. I'm of average wallet size, with a long black magnetic strip on my back and a tattoo that says Master Card on my right arm. A lot of my friends call me Chase. I usually turn gold or platinum during the summer and work out a lot, so I can brag by saying that I'm rather cut and have 0% interest and no body fat. I've got my own website online. I guess I'm a bit of celebrity, I've starred in numerous commercials and wherever I go everyone knows my name. I've even got my own band, the Chase Master Card Project. I play the drums.
I like to take my ladies out shopping. I get VIP treatment wherever I go, so don't be surprised if people shout out my name, Chase Master Card, and are always asking for my signature, if we do go out on a date. I'm great for making purchases and a lot of my ex's say that I'm fast, easy and secure, which gives me a good reputation, um, sort of. If you're interested, my mail box number is 555 1234.
XXOO,
Chase Master Card
Dear Chase MasterCard,
I was thrilled to receive your message in my mail box. I would love to go out with you! I've heard all about you and your balance transfers and great low-introductory rate offers. Once I tell all my girlfriends that I am going out with THE Chase MasterCard, they'll be so jealous!
So, give me a call, Chase Master Card, so we can set something up. I'd love to talk to you about all the great financial advice you have to offer.
Love,
No longer lonely in Louisiana
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